Cruises
Even though cruises are riddled with crime, disease and crappy buffets, moms can’t get enough of them. Maybe it’s the 24 hour open bar, or the excuse to relax poolside (even though they could do that at home for free). What I’ll never understand is why these cruise companies offer Alaskan tours. Alaska is hardly my idea of a tropical getaway. Plus it’s boring. What are you going to buy when you go port hopping, sleds?
